Pigeons are Racist.
I apologize in advance for the lack of photographic evidence, but it is raining quite hard and I can’t get a good picture to come out. Anyway, pigeons are racist. I have now witnessed on several occasions these filthy birds behaving violently toward and generally refusing to fraternize with albino pigeons and pigeons that are kind of brownish. They are not allowed to sit on the same ledges as normal pigeons nor are they able to share the same scraps of McDonald’s french fries from the sidewalk. My sincere hope is that American pigeons, like American people, will one day put their superficial notions aside and elect one of these minority pigeons to be their president.
