December 2009
2 posts
“Happiness is the most effective form of defiance.”
– Baby Jesus
“I met Mike Mader two times and both times he was piss ass drunk.”
– My friend’s mom, who I swear I’ve spoken to 20-30 times over the course of my life.
November 2009
2 posts
My Dying Wish
I’ve been thinking about this for a few days now. If I ever get one of those terminal diseases I’ve been hearing so much about and one of those genies who grants wishes to sick kids shows up, this is what I will ask him for:
I would like for bears (black or brown, preferably not grizzly or polar) to evolve as a species to the point where they organize a baseball league for...
October 2009
5 posts
What am I thinking today?
gideongidori:
I am thinking of my future and how to be a nice anstronout and help my country because I cant die before seeing the moon and touching it.May lord help me,and with your prayers I can do It thank you.
What I'm Watching
I just spent way too much time reordering and updating the series recording priority on my DVR. Here’s what I came up with:
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
South Park
Important Things with Demetri Martin
30 Rock
The Office
Parks and Recreation
Saturday Night Live (Who says I’m not loyal?)
Family Guy
Saturday Night Live Weekend Update
Michael & Michael Have...
September 2009
11 posts
Slow Your Pepperoni Roll
There’s this little place on the corner that has really good pizza and pepperoni rolls, and I like to frequent this establishment late at night when I am high hungry. This happens often enough that the two guys in there are starting to recognize me. They don’t need to be told, for example, that I would like a cup of marinara sauce on the side, please. So I go there tonight, and it...
Pigeons are Racist.
I apologize in advance for the lack of photographic evidence, but it is raining quite hard and I can’t get a good picture to come out. Anyway, pigeons are racist. I have now witnessed on several occasions these filthy birds behaving violently toward and generally refusing to fraternize with albino pigeons and pigeons that are kind of brownish. They are not allowed to sit on the same...
